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Welcome to the Wild Side
Picture this: you’re cruising through Chobe National Park in Botswana, the sun’s just beginning to rise, painting the sky all shades of orange and pink. Birds are singing, elephants are trumpeting in the distance, and life feels perfect.
Then—out of nowhere—a baboon appears, gives you the stink-eye… and steals your peanut butter sandwich.
Yeah. That happened.
And it wasn’t just any sandwich—it was the sandwich. The one I had been dreaming about since breakfast.
But before we get into that slightly embarrassing moment (for me, not the baboon), let’s set the scene.
Chobe National Park: A Wild Wonderland
Chobe is one of Africa’s most iconic national parks. It’s in northern Botswana, near where four countries meet—Botswana, Namibia, Zambia, and Zimbabwe. The Chobe River flows through it, and where there’s water, there’s wildlife.
And oh boy, the wildlife does not disappoint.
We're talking:
Herds of elephants so big, they look like moving grey carpets.
Lions snoozing under trees like giant housecats.
Hippos chilling in the water like they're at a spa day.
And yes… baboons. Mischievous, sneaky, peanut-butter-loving baboons.
Chobe is home to over 120,000 elephants—the largest population in Africa! You’ll also spot giraffes, buffalo, crocodiles, leopards (if you're lucky), and over 450 species of birds. Basically, it’s like being dropped in the middle of The Lion King, except it’s real and smells a lot more like nature.
The Morning That Started So Well...
So, there I was, on a family safari with one of our awesome guides from Last Chance Safaris. We had just stopped at a scenic lookout point for a mid-morning snack. You know—stretch the legs, snap some pics, sip some juice.
The guide had warned us: “Watch out for baboons. Don’t leave food out. Keep your bags zipped.”
I nodded, like a responsible adult. I even said something like, “Pfft, baboons? I’ve got this.”
(If this were a movie, that’s where dramatic music would start playing.)
Enter: The Baboon Bandit
I opened my backpack to grab my sandwich. It was a masterpiece: crusty bread, peanut butter, banana slices, and just a tiny drizzle of honey. I turned for one second to pass my sister a napkin…
And boom—chaos.
From the corner of my eye, I saw a furry blur. It was fast. Like Olympic sprinter fast. The baboon lunged, grabbed my sandwich, and scampered up a nearby tree, where it sat—smirking.
I swear it smirked.
Then, to add insult to injury, it took a huge bite, stared straight at me, and made a sound that was somewhere between a burp and a giggle.
Even the giraffes looked amused.
So... Why Are Baboons So Bold?
Turns out, baboons are incredibly smart. Like, scary smart.
They:
Know how to unzip zippers (yes, really).
Can open car doors.
Recognize food packaging.
Work in teams to distract and steal.
Have actual social hierarchies—like little monkey soap operas.
And when humans feed them (which you should never do), they get bold. Too bold.
In safari parks like Chobe, guides work hard to keep wildlife wild. Feeding baboons or leaving food out teaches them to rely on humans—and they can become aggressive.
So, while my sandwich thief made for a funny story, it’s also a reminder: respect the animals. Keep your snacks secured.
What to Do If a Baboon Tries to Steal Your Lunch
Here’s your quick baboon survival guide (just in case):
Don’t feed them. Ever. Not even the cute babies.
Zip your bags. They’re experts at snooping.
Keep food out of sight. If they don’t see it, they won’t want it.
Don’t scream or run. They’ll think it’s a game.
Stay calm. And maybe wave goodbye to your sandwich.
What Makes a Safari So Special (Besides Sandwich Stealing)?
Beyond the baboons, Chobe offers experiences you won’t find anywhere else. On a single day, you might:
Watch a baby elephant try to use its trunk for the first time (adorably awkward).
Glide past hippos and crocodiles on a river safari.
Spot lions hunting in the golden light of sunset.
Listen to hyenas laughing in the distance after dark.
Every day is different. Every drive feels like nature playing a surprise card. One moment it’s quiet and peaceful, the next you’re surrounded by a herd of 50 elephants crossing the river together.
It was one of the most powerful moments I’ve ever witnessed.
And it reminded me that nature isn’t just wild—it’s wise, protective, and deeply connected.
Why a Safari Is the Best Family Adventure Ever
Forget theme parks and tablet screens. A safari is the ultimate family bonding experience. Here’s why:
It’s real-life magic. Seeing a giraffe walk past your truck feels like a dream.
No two safaris are the same. It’s a choose-your-own-adventure book… but with lions.
It teaches kids (and adults) respect for nature. You learn by watching, listening, and being still.
You unplug. No Wi-Fi. No distractions. Just the wild and your sense of wonder.
And sometimes, you get to tell the story of how a baboon stole your lunch. Not many kids at school can top that.
Pro Tips for First-Time Safari-Goers
If you’re thinking of booking a safari (and you totally should), here are a few easy tips:
Bring binoculars. Animals don’t always pose right next to the truck.
Dress in neutral colors. Beige is the new black in the bush.
Don’t forget sunscreen and a hat. African sun = spicy.
Keep snacks sealed and hidden. Trust me. Learn from my sandwich mistake.
Listen to your guide. They’re walking encyclopedias and wildlife whisperers.
Conclusion: What the Wild Teaches Us
That day in Chobe taught me more than I expected. Sure, I learned to keep my lunch on lockdown. But I also learned:
Animals are clever, curious, and full of personality.
Nature doesn’t follow a script—it writes its own wild story every day.
Sometimes, the best moments happen when things don’t go as planned.
Whether you’re five or fifty-five, the African bush has something to show you. Laughter, surprise, maybe a little peanut butter theft—but always wonder.
So if you're ready for a real adventure—one where the stories write themselves and nature is the storyteller—come join us at Last Chance Safaris.
Just… maybe pack an extra sandwich.
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